Top 10 White People Tweets (March 8, 2020)

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Mar 9, 2020 5:08 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - dansplainer @JawlessMonk The closest l've ever come to having a personal relationship with God is when Amazon sent a package to my address for someone who didn't exist, told mel could keep it, and inside were pants exactly my size. 13/06/2018, 11:45 PM 2,596 Retweets 21.5K Likes
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  • 02
    Child - Gordon Ramsay's son is so cute, but he already looks prepared to call folks idiot sandwiches. Killer Tofu @HollyGoNightly1 He looks like he criticizes the taste of breast milk.
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  • 03
    Text - Jessie @mommajessiec "My child fell down the stairs." Mommy FB groups: Why were you not watching her? Are your stairs not bubble wrapped? Are you not feeding your child organic home- grown food?DID YOU NOT DOUSE YOUR CHILD WITH ESSENTIAL OILS?! Daddy FB groups: LMFAO 10:43 PM 1/27/20 Twitter for iPhone 222 Retweets 1.393 Likes
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  • 04
    Text - Jamus Rose @zenalbatross good morning to all the kids under quarantine in wuhan who defeated the app assigning them homework by spamming it with 1-star reviews until it got removed from the app store
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  • 05
    Text - Tweet O Porn Pornhub ARIA hub @Pornhub Happy birthday @Oreo ..We love to be creamed as much as you do. 2:21 PM · 3/6/20 Twitter for iPhone 794 Retweets 4,459 Likes OREO Cookie @Oreo · 18h Replying to @Pornhub Ummm.... let's take this to the DMs. 38 27 262 1,955
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  • 06
    Face - Sarah @thetigersez Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun.
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  • 07
    Text - Mike Wells @mikewtfwells If you don't like thick women I'm going to go ahead and assume you like plain vanilla ice cream, you order your steaks extra well done and you make love to the sound of Nickelback.
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  • 08
    Text - Ward @LawrWard My brother was meant get his daughter a costume and bring her to school for World Book Day and he's forgot. Look what he's text his Mrs Charlotte X > Yeah we can sort it this weekend but don't forget Did you sort Evelyn's costume for world book day? X Yeah it's all sorted x Who's she gone as x? Anne Frank What does that look like? We're having the day off and hiding in the loft Read 11:33 You're such a prick I knew you'd forget ffs
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  • 09
    Text - Tweet : Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson and Patton Oswalt follow blaine capatch @blainecapatch i hope Coachella doesn't get cancelled because i love it when those people are gone for a few days 9:39 AM · 07 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 1,194 Retweets 13.3K Likes
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  • 10
    Text - Zilla @GoodZilla Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us
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